For Girls Eli Wretch

Date of Death: 11/9/73 Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dusty dashboard viewing the world through a muddy windshield. Eli was bought as a souvenir at a highway rest stop for a truckerÂ’s son. He was a reminder of a father who was never around. When the trucker deserted his family, Eli was thrown to the curb as a painful reminder of a father who wonÂ’t be back.